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the 06s46 chalet was a success, to me that is. can u imagine all 24 of us turned up for the bbq on the first night, and even mr loke came to join us and kindly sponsored us 50 bucks to spend. got to thank qichao for getting this coordination thing done so well. and of course thanks to mr loke too.

the chalet was great. wrong. the chalet (location) sucks big time - it was right next to old changi hospital and it was a bungalow chalet with no other buildings except OCH for 200m radius or something. other than that, the chalet(activities) was fun bun. lots of usual stuff happened, the talking, bbqing, cycling, truth or daring etc.

i guess me andre qichao samew and clement got really high the second night after the booze and some stuff and we got desperate for some water-objects to jump into. we comtemplated the sea but according the chao and clem, it was too darn dirty to even try. we den tried to crash some hotel that looked rather grand, but we coouldnt find the pool on the ground floor. so we reckoned that it must either be underground or on other floors and that will be too high security and risky to crash. luckily we found a pool that was closed opposite the hotel and jumped right in. mission completed!

but not for long before the guard found out and we got chased out.

sadly nobody brought cameras to the chalet or this post will definitely be more interesting. oh wait! there is a picture of clement being kai-ed during T.o.D. gonna get my hands on it soon. haha. anyway, maybe its a blessing in disguise that we didnt take any pictures, who knows wad else might be captured in the photograph. NGEH?!

Anyway, the "surprise" birthday celebration for amerlyn and kristian was a success! i was late for a while to meet wenbin carmen michelle evadne and keong to go amer's house after she left her house thinking that she will meet us at TM. ok confusing. nvm. we were abit early ( or rather amer was abit late ) leaving her house on time, so we actually camped like some cheekopek at the block opposite her house spying on her, and even took photos while she waited at the bus stop. haha. but it was all cool when she came back with the others and we surprised her with the vanguard and the balloons in the lift and im sure they liked the chicken!

after that we went to ate at pastamania but thats not the fun part. after dinner, junxiang and yiwei were noobing around and jx pointed somewhere and when noobwei looked, he smacked her and ran away, with noob giving chase. that's when the fun started!!! while they 2 ran away chasing each other happily, the rest of us ran off and pangseh them. we den decided to play a game a.k.a. amazing race, but later changed to hide and seek cum catching. we splitted into our JNCO groups(holyshitfunny) and went off hiding. can u imagine playing this in TM? funbun. it took us one full hour before the game ended cos noob managed to spot us and caught us both we all managed to ran away from her again until she gave up. haha.

and because it was so dam fun, we played ROUND TWO! this time with xiaowen and junxiang as the catchers and the location changed to century square. we also restricted the time to 30 minutes only but i think they managed to catch all of us by then?

these few days had been so fun that when reality kicks in again, it hurts harder than ever. CCAs and PW and Results all come rushing in suddenly. and its relatively ultrasian compared to all the highness i had.

endure

yeahyeahyeahyeahyeah

promos are over.

time to play like i never did play before!

went to watch john tucker must die after we had a class lunch at fish and co. the movie was hilarious. exactly the type of show u would catch after ur final maths paper which u screwed up badly and didnt do 30 marks while everyone else said it was easy. =)

the movie made me laughed so hard man it felt really good to truly ENJOY something. haven had that feeling for a long long time.

busy timetable ahead, but luckily this time round its all pure fun and no more mugging.

and now that promos are over. im considering switching blogs. will update once the new blog is ready..

ONE MORE DAY TO FREEDOM.

ok actually its about 11 more hours to the end of PROMOS!!

which also means that i have about 8 hours left to finish the entire syllabus of maths. maths sucks. i abhor maths. i never really practised maths since the start of sec 3? Always barely managed to scrap pass the minimum requirement and i'll be contented. now comes a time where its Do or Die. get above 30 and i'll probably get promoted, below 30 and i'll probably be going to Orientation 07 as a freshman. Some scary shit eh.

Anyway, whoever are the unknown people posting on my tagboard, i have got no idea who you are. If you don't specify who you are im not very likely gonna be much bothered by your comments either.

Back to mugging.

hey, i know i really shouldn't be blogging at this time, what with chem and maths promos coming up in less than 48 hours time.

but. i wanna say i got fcked damn hard for physics! i freaking practised the most for that subject, happily thinking that it would be the sole E that i might get for my promos. but out came a KILLER paper that owned my backside upside down. took an hour plus to finish 20 MCQ questions (<-- fcking hard), and tikam the rest of them cause i was really starting to panic and run out of time. Section B has 2 questions that left me totally clueless to wtf they are trying to ask me to find/do. ( the thermal and kinematics one ). Section C was crap. i attempted the superposition question without even knowing the topic well. other than andre speed teaching me at BK i don really know wth is going on. will be glad that i can get 15/40 for section C.

I'll be even more glad to pass physics ffs. 

Give me tips to pass chem and maths plox.

Got this email from wilson and i actually laughed out loud.

The Husband Store...

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !

You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the Building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.......

At the First floor, the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are the 43,63,012th visitor to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please!

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

Cant help but agree this is true =d

got this from my email.

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
______________________________

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
_____________________________

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need.
_____________________________

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
_____________________________

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
______________________________

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
______________________________

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
_____________________________

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
_____________________________
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

hey sorry for the lack of updates.

there's nothing much to update now anyway. promos are coming and ccas are stopped. the only things i do now are go out to study or stay at home and slack in front of the comp. pretty exciting eh?

Most probably will be revamping my blog ( possible switch to other blogs) AFTER the promos are over and when i have time to waste freely again.

till then i doubt i will be updating much.

cya.

This poem was posted by Eugene and i find it so dam appropriate.

Around the corner I have a friend
In this great city that has no end,
Yet the days go by and weeks rush on,
And before I know it, a year is gone.

It feels like it has been just a few months ago that i first stepped into VJC. All the fun & play and minimal studying, it all just went by in a blink of an eye. Now is the time where things must get serious. I must pass PROMOS. i dont want to get retained.

Yet it just seems so possible...

On a brighter note, HnF today was fun bun! we did some gym and after that was ball time. played in the rain and the feeling dam shiok. last day of school before the the hols start. it doesnt get any better than this. anyway, andre was dam imba. he said he was noob and yet he chop so many dam balls in. sick shit.

but what was even more fun was after that, when those who were playing got semi-wet by the rain. Wilson took a cup of fully filled  ice-cold water and splashed it on evadne's face. haha. then i pretended to want to pour on evadne too but instead the still-dry wilson got tricked and got splashed too! after that all hell broke loose. lotsa showers of water and everyone got dam wet.

sigh.  funtime's over.

now its back to family3 and PW and revision. 

Ripped this off my friendster bulletin.

By TWC.

One fine greenday, good charlotte came up with a
simple plan. She bought a yellowcard for 50cent
and drew some pussycat dolls on it. Suddenly, a
mcfly landed on her card and her atomic kittens
ran over and ate it up, together with her card. Good
charlotte was so upset so she decided to go to
linkin park to cry. She took a first step with her
right foot, then she switchfoot and used her left
foot. Finally, she reached linkin park, and she
cried till her eyes stung so much she blink 182
times. An old lady saw her crying and gave her
some limp bizkit with black eyed peas on top. She
was happy for a moment until she took her first
bite. OMG! Inside the cookie there was some red
hot chilli peppers. That made poor good charlotte
cry even more. She went in search for some water
and arrived at savage garden, where there were a
few fountains of wayne. She drank a few mouthful
but it was still too hot, she needed something
sweet. So she went to a mama shop and bought
some pug jelly. However, that did not do the trick
either. She began to feel sick and feverish. She ran
home and checked her temperature OMG! 98
degrees! She died immediately. As charlotte was a
good girl, she went to heaven. On her way up, she
started counting crows.

THE END!